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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
1) Being gay is not natural.
-And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts..
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
-In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
-People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all
-Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
-And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
-So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
-Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
-In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in
(Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
-Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
-Just like we haven't adapted to cars,the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
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Turned out that I was wrong. I started cracking up like crazy, and I decided to repost it again with credits to him. Even though that most of the statements about being against gay marriage (above) are a little biased, the foundation and basis of the argument is almost entirely based on this bulletin.
I'm Catholic, so I'm surrounded with many people who have strong beliefs that gay marriage is wrong. I know in my religion that marriage is a sacred thing between a man and a woman. I also know that we should be pro-life and pro-creation - and marriage with the same sex is believed to bring an era with something called "test-tube babies" - but this is a COMPLETELY different topic all on its own.
So, a few days ago, me, my parents, and my sister were riding in the car on our way home from a baptism. A commercial on the radio came up about saying "no" to prop. 8. My sister pointed it out, and we ended having the same conversation about the topic in the above paragraph, and even on some topics from the bulletin. (My parents are against gay marriage, and me and my sister are for.) This next part is going to be snippets of what was said during that car ride (mostly cleaned up from my dad's fob accent, hahaha).
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"I know that it's part of our beliefs, but don't you guys get it that you're eliminating fundamental rights? Why don't you guys understand that everyone has the right to marry?"
"Look, with gay couples, how do you think that having children will turn out? They will rely on test tube (ches chube, HAHAHA) babies to make a family."
"Papa, that doesn't mean that all gay couples are going to rely on that! They can always adopt! This is the same exact thing with heterosexual couples who can't conceive. THEY ADOPT!"
"But do you realize how children can be raised by a gay couple?"
"SO WHAT? You're thinking as if the world will end when gay couples might raise gay kids. Honestly papa, children being raised by either orientation of parents will be no different. And these are all COMPLETELY different issues you're talking about. We're talking about the RIGHT to get married - pro-creation and all that stuff are totally separate concepts! You're digging way to deep on what will happen afterwards. Everyone is!"
"LOOK WE ARE CATHOLIC AND WE HAVE TO FOLLOW IN WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!"
"You guys are completely ignorant on what's really going on, and we can't force our religion on others! COME ON, YOU GUYS HAVE A SON THAT'S GAY (yes, my oldest brother is gay). CAN YOU GUYS REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO HIS RIGHTS? You're going to preach about saying 'yes' to prop. 8, but you don't even take your own son into account! I don't want people to believe that we are a family who states they're together on that topic. I don't want to be a part of that -"
"You don't want to be part of the family? Then fine I don't care! FUCK YOU!"
"I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF WHAT YOU PREACH."
"SHUT UP!"
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And that last part was pretty much the last thing that was said during the car ride. Honestly, this is all just mixing religion and politics - categories that shouldn't even relate to each other. If we look at it as a whole, it's just tradition, and traditions always change - whether they're small changes or large, whether it takes a decade or a millennium. Politics is just way to troublesome to be involved in, but being part of it is always going to be inevitable...